Both college and professional football fans got more than what they asked for over the weekend. On Saturday, a cat almost fell to its death at the University of Miami vs. Appalachian State game. Then on Sunday, raw sewage dumped all over the stands at the Washington Football Game. MJ and the gang listen to both audio clips. Over the weekend, MJ’s e-mail blew up about the proper way to cut an English muffin. Do you cut it with a fork?

Roxanne is in the Bahamas today, but why is she there? Stanley from the Q105 IT department gets a security alert when Roxanne tries to access her e-mail. The man who owns the “Scissorland” house in Lutz is having problems with visitors. While they do host a free museum, people are trying to walk in to his house!

Fester tells MJ about his latest racket. Apparently, he told an airline that he broke his leg to get a bigger seat. Michelle is doing “opposite day” with MJ, so she gets to do everything that he doesn’t. Madonna drops the “F-bomb” during the live VMA’s broadcast last night on MTV. Kim Kardashian was photographed walking around in an all-leather outfit.