MJ has an idea on how to fix the apparent sinkhole opening up near the Beasley Media Group building, but he has to wait for Fester to come back. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who tried to skip all of the lines at Disney. How did employees catch him? A new model of robot vacuum cleaners is coming out with a way to avoid dog poop. One listener has a first hand account of what happens when Roomba meets pet droppings.

MJ plays audio of the Petito family lawyer’s press conference about her disappearance. Callers share what they think is going on with the case. The “deviant licks” challenge has taken over Tampa Bay area schools. Has MJ’s son Julian witnessed any “deviant licks?” What age could Tom Brady see himself playing football until? Brady answers on the latest “Tommy and Gronky” web series.

Food? Yep. Bed sheets? Yep. Christmas trees? Oh yes. These are all things that Costco will take back according to an employee’s TikTok. MJ could have totally been killed on the Howard Frankland yesterday, after a car raced passed him going 120mph. The health minister of Trinidad says Nicki Minaj’s claim about the vaccine is false. An actor made famous by the movie Grease got arrested, and MJ tells what happened.