MJ had another encounter with an unmarked police car in his neighborhood this morning. He’s been through this before, but what makes this time different? Roxanne has an ass-trology lesson with MJ and Froggy about the full moon. Will it affect their sleep cycles? Buffalo Bills fans are crazy! A video shows one fan trying to jump through a table that was on fire.

An animal makes today’s Morons in the News, and so do a bunch of Karens. One woman on TikTok claimed she got a Karen haircut, but the monologue appears rehearsed. Another viral video shows a woman calling out someone in attendance at a funeral, but MJ’s BS detector goes off for this one. A Walmart employee might take the award for best rage quit. She calls out the store’s management over the PA system.

Michelle didn’t want this on the air, but MJ feels really compelled to tell the story. Apparently, her nail tech is super terrified of lawn equipment, so she trims her lawn with something that’s way more time consuming. In addition to Lunchables, callers tell MJ and the gang what they’ve noticed is in short supply. Seth Rogen calls out the Emmy’s and MJ has a few more video ideas for Fester.