MJ has a solution for fixing the sinkhole that’s opened up in front of the Beasley Media Group building. But did Froggy drop the ball on the assignment? Today’s early Morons in the News features two local Tampa criminals trying to shine lasers into helicopters. Fester gets his car cleaned by Zerorez. Now Fester won’t have a bunch of stains in his car.
Would you hire an online dating coach? One NYC woman is charging $10,000 for her services. Michelle has a new nickname for MJ, and it’s driving him crazy. Listeners call the show to share their names for their spouses. There are many theories circulating on Brian Laundrie’s whereabouts, and some people are mistaking random people for him.
There’s a new cruise line launching out of Miami, and it features a strange on-ship activity. This doesn’t sound like a good decision. Daniel Craig is facing backlash after he said James Bond shouldn’t be a woman. What does Roxanne think about this?