MJ is offering a personal $25,000 reward for details on the location of Brian Laundrie, a person of interest in the Gabby Petito homicide. MJ replays the audio of Heather Huddleston (or Hubbleston?) of Sarasota County, the woman who claimed masks are a sexual fetish in schools. One of today’s Morons in the News is a celebrity who lit her hair on fire.

Fester is a scoundrel! After receiving a violation from a security guard at work, he parked like an imbecile. Callers get angry when they realize what he did. This is the perfect “you had one job” scenario. A woman accidentally made a model’s breast way too big on an advertisement. MJ has an issue with Spectrum. Apparently he was on hold for HOURS.

A Colorado contractor was caught on camera destroying the job he had done, because the customer didn’t pay up. But who was in the wrong? Have you bought chicken in the last 10 years? Well you may be entitled to compensation. Coop is super excited when he finds out a celebrity will be performing in Largo.