What’s the worst thing that’s hit you on the highway? MJ witnesses a situation on the road where he had to quickly swerve out of the way. Sounds like some listeners have MJ beat. One woman had to dodge purple paint while driving. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who stabbed another after he complains about having too much sugar in his coffee.

How much is the Mew Pokemon cookie really worth? MJ breaks down the story, and this time Fester brings in several packs of Pokemon Oreo cookies. How many Mews does Fester find? Over the weekend, a boy got his head stuck in the Wade Boggs statue at Tropicana Field. Fortunately, the boy was safely removed, but now the statue is off limits.

Is Walt Disney’s head really frozen? The 55th anniversary of his death is in December. Despite the old myth, there is no frozen head that will be unveiled. MJ plays audio of Dog the Bounty Hunter, who showed up to the Laundrie home in hopes of speaking to the father of Brian. There’s a new word Gen Z’ers are using, and Coop explains it to the rest of the crew.