What does the “I like turtles” kid have to do with MJ’s way into work? Sounds like MJ is a hero for this one. A man is facing life in prison after he shorted a convenience store 43 cents. MJ and the gang talk about the events that lead up to this “3rd strike.” Today’s Morons in the News features a local man at the Largo Walmart and a Rob Gronkowski jersey. Another Florida moron gets caught pleasuring herself in a dealership’s used Jeep.

Fester is annoying MJ by wanting to talk about this. MJ has mentioned this before, but he hates the national “fill in the blank” days. But why is today’s holiday important? Someone approached MJ in his neighborhood, and he talks about what they asked of him.

The idea behind beer goggles might be changing. What does new research suggest? Have you watched the new Netflix show called Squid Games? Callers share their opinion on the show with MJ and the crew. Oh no… not the Big Wein! Someone stole a giant hotdog from a shop in Michigan. Also in Michigan, Eminem’s new restaurant called Mom’s Spaghetti.