On today’s MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne’s eyelash

Morons in the news

Instagram video – Tampa driver dragging his foot out the car door

Milton call – Fake eye

School teacher attempted to kill her husband

Listener pointed out Roxanne was hitting on MJ?

Peloton stories

Bill that bans minors from having accounts on social media

PETA wants to stop using groundhogs on Groundhog Day

Flatulence on a flight

News covering burglars dressed as lawn workers? Didn’t MJ’s wife say she saw that a few weeks ago

Taylor Swift stalker arrested again

ChatGPT stories from Froggy

J.D., The Titanic Guy visited the show

Guy taping fish to ATM screens?

Best and worst airlines list (American carriers)

Ford crash video is ‘fake’

Netflix price hikes coming?

Humble Jeff Bezos’ “superyacht”

Must-hear story: If you’re doing this in bed, stop it.

Alec Baldwin says to get this trial over with

Hershey’s Valentine’s Day candy looks, well… looks like something