On today’s MJ Morning Show:

Roberto wants help from MJ, Fester isn’t happy

Morons in the news

Guy spiked his girlfriend’s drink with meth… on Christmas

Man arrested for sex with roadkill

Vegans are upset with Burger King

Dunkin’s bucket of iced coffee

Staff meeting today… MJ has fun with name of new bigwig

ChatGPT’s description of Floridians

Year of the Crack

AI song created for Fester’s car

Chili’s delivery caught on doorbell camera

Autonomous food delivery robot causes damage in yard and tears up a garden

Listeners Gina asks for advice from Fester

Cleaning panties in a hotel coffee maker… response video

Teacher from a Wisconsin elementary school arrested for using cocaine in the bathroom

Sex researches say couples return to monogamy after having an open relationship

Fire at the Busch Blvd. Olive Garden

Cartel attacks in Mexico… Listeners have friends/family stuck in Mexico

Studio visit from Big Scary Ron and new bigwig… Fester gets his name hilariously wrong

Breaking: New Savannah Guthrie video with a reward

Famous for being on camera in Big Bear, eagles may have to deal with development nearby

Fester talks about the stuffed animals given out at the Olympics

Vinegar recall

Frozen meatball recall

Jelly Roll tour

Which late night host secretly fathered twins with an audience member 5 years ago?