On today’s MJ Morning Show:

MJ was off Friday & Monday

Morons in the news

Fester lost his jury summons… we took calls from listeners who have missed/forgotten their jury duty

Tampa International Airport has banned pajamas… It’s joke, people!

Inside airports’ lost & found show on Hulu

People are worried about MJ and Michelle after taking time off

MJ’s elbow pain

Jackie the eagle has eggs

Gas prices spiked

Honeymooning couple from Brandon had to flee Abu Dhabi

Phony story alert! Outback waitress did not return a tip

A McDonald’s drive-thru worker was hit in the face by a Frappé

McDonald’s CEO taste-tests the new Big Arch in a cringe-worthy video

Guy at a Bass Pro Shop does the WRONG thing at the gun counter

Sisters arrested for throwing a chihuahua from a moving car

Child drinks meth from a sippy cup

Do not believe sob stories in a parking lot

Guy scanned taco seasoning packets to steal collectible cards

Waymo blocked an ambulance from getting to an emergency

Justin Timberlake is trying to block the bodycam video of his DUI arrest

Diddy getting a slightly earlier release

Hulk Hogan estate facing a $10 million claim

Death aboard Deadliest Catch ship

New evidence in Kiefer Sutherland assault case

Lindsay Lohan is safe in Dubai

Quentin Tarantino also is reportedly safe, contrary to rumors

Social media is wondering what’s going on with Jim Carrey

College basketball player mysteriously dropped from roster