On today’s MJ Morning Show:

MJ’s vanilla ice cream isn’t quite ready yet

E-mail from listener… We confirmed MJTV is ON

Morons in the news

End of the world/Rapture

Silly string attack

Playmobil porta-potty

Listener – Alicia’s crazy Uber ride

‘Burger King Bobby’ saw open carry

Survey – do people know their partner’s favorite flower

Hotel breakfasts

Condiment pocket packing

Podcast – Twoguysonaplane – Baby in overhead compartment

New FX show

Claims that Disney is empty

Lakeland school employee allegedly took meds

Kimmel is back on tonight

Listener e-mail about the show

Listener e-mail about ‘Married by Chloe’

Bradenton horse poop

Bill Belichick’s girlfriend at game

Air Supply coming to town

“Gentle parenting”

Is MJ “cluttery”

Associate of Joe Exotic killed at show by tiger

Epic Universe incident update

Woman named Isis wants to keep her license plate

Michelob Ultra is now most sold beer in America