On today’s MJ Morning Show:

MJ’s IG

Morons in the news

Roxanne and the jelly beans

Florida kidnappers pose as Amazon driver

Roxanne’s gross story

Why was MJ standing in traffic taking pictures

Photos of JLo and Ben cleaning up after a movie in a theater

Just how many Big Macs will this guy eat?

Wendy’s to offer $1 burgers in wake of the surge pricing backlash

Scorpion stung a guy in a bad place…

Booth from “The Sopranos” sold on eBay

Is a college kid posting airplane flight info protected speech?

New Florida specialty plates could be approved by the governor. What plates would our listeners like to see added? We took calls.

$70,420 pot job

A Michigan vaping store exploded sending debris up to a mile away… killed a teen 1/2 mile away

A guy fled an accident on Dale Mabry, leaving his dog to wander

Destination weddings

The 5-second rule

Bucs sign Evans… does that bring them closer to signing Mayfield?

Fester was raised to watch ‘real life’ at Waffle House… in Nashville, a Waffle House was site of an alleged intoxicated woman being abusive

Burglar arrested on a toilet

Jamie Foxx… why is this accomplished Academy Award winner hosting a game show?

Nigel Lithgoe facing another SA lawsuit

Conspiracy theories about the Facebook/Instagram outage

Miami is saying ‘stay away’ to spring breakers, Governor says “what we don’t welcome is mayhem”