On today’s MJ Morning Show:

‘America’s Cobbler’ had a heart attack

Buc-ees car wash

Morons in the news

Doctors warn of ‘carnivore diet’ (sounds to us like Atkins diet)

A psych hospital isn’t releasing patients?

What is ‘chroming’?

‘The Babadook’

MJ’s October flight got changed… and more than he realized (it’s fun to hear him get angry)

Teacher put a 3-year-old in a headlock

MJ has more rice cookers to give away

Jardiance ad for Fester?

You may unintentionally offend someone by wearing this… we took lots of calls

Marketing firm admits to listening to people through their phones

Trial date set for the Ketamine Queen

Someone just signed on for a podcast… Okay, it was the ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl

‘1,000 lbs Sisters’ sister arrested after being bitten by a camel… Um… what?

Travis Kelce angry about fake contract

Backlash against Capri Sun

How much does Scottie Scheffler’s caddy earn?

Doctor tells patient she has a short life expectancy after seeing this

Brian May of Queen lost use of his arm because of a stroke… but he’s feeling much better, now…

Rachael Ray fans concerned after her latest video

Tip to law enforcement officers… don’t leave your firearm in a Racetrac bathroom

Intersection takeover arrests

America’s Cobbler, Jim McFarland, spoke to MJ

Railing on Titanic isn’t safe

Fan knocked out at Tampa Bay Rays game by a home run ball

Video of a Pepsi van barely getting across train tracks to avoid becoming scrap metal

Car crashes through a Phoenix home, narrowly missing couple and their dogs