Roxanne has to leave early today, and Froggy thinks it’s a dumb reason. Today’s Morons in the News features a woman who allegedly stole $20,000 worth of scratch-off tickets, a woman who left her kid in the car to go shopping, and a woman who threw fecal matter at a police officer. During one of the commercial breaks, Froggy hears a suspicious noise come from Roxanne’s bag. Froggy does a security check to make sure it’s not any paraphernalia.
MJ finds a story about an Instacart order, and Coop thinks it’s total BS. MJ says that he has intel that could get a rival radio station employee fired. MJ finds a clickbait story that he believes is just for publicity, and it has something to do with the Tampa Bay area. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? Listeners chat with MJ and the gang about the horrific situations they’ve been in.
Apparently, a reality star makes $50,000 a week for selling her farts in a jar. A new peach cobber chain is opening up new locations, and Fester is super excited. Ben Affleck is facing backlash after what he said about being married to Jennifer Garner. MJ plays audio of the Monday Night Football game with the Rams vs. Cardinals, when a fan wouldn’t stop yelling.