On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:
Miami Stripper Robs Patron Of $62,000
Reply-All Story
Screaming Mothers
Morons in the News
Cackle at Restaurant
Gen Z’er Calls Billy Joel Song ‘Sinister’
Receipt – Kitchen Appreciation w/calls
World’s Safest Airlines
Fester’s Cruise
Divorce Registry
MJ’s Cucumber Story
Nomophobia w/calls
Avoid supermarkets that do this
Crotchety – Carpet Cleaner
Black-Eyed Peas Ripping Off 80’s Songs
Nicknames W/Calls
MJ still never confessed to crime
Don’t Bring This On A Roller Coaster
Woman spikes friends’ drinks
Most lost items in Ubers