Froggy is back from his week long shelf convention. But MJ and the crew still don’t know anything about the convention. Yesterday was Roxanne’s birthday, and she ranked her birthday wishes that MJ, Froggy, Fester, and Coop sent her. Who came in last? Today’s Morons in the News features a man who shot a restaurant employee because of BBQ sauce, and Winter Haven man who busted a beer bottle over his head, which a cop mistook for a gunshot.
During a commercial break, Froggy went snooping in Roxanne’s stuff and found a vibrating device. Why does Roxanne have this at work? A member of the MJ Morning Show has been living a lie. However, it seems like listeners have been too! A couple Tampa Bay lottery winner stories are making rounds in local news, but MJ sets the record straight about these “millionaires.” A party in Colorado ended up in an entire floor collapsing. A famous comedian cancelled his show in Ukraine, and a popular band has cancelled a show date in Russia.
If you’re drinking this tea, you might want to slow down. Apparently, it’s as bad as smoking 100 cigarettes, news outlets are saying. Roxanne had a birthday dinner disaster last night. A video from The Price is Right has gone viral after a contestant couldn’t find her way off the stage.