Roxanne accidentally sent a text to Froggy that was not meant for him. Tom Brady is ready for him and the rest of the Bucs to take on the Washington Football Team. Today’s Morons in the News features police who discovered something in a woman’s car after she locked herself out of it, and a funeral home that didn’t put enough support in the bottom of one of their caskets. You might be able to guess what came next… A judge in Georgia has banned the elf on the shelf tradition. MJ says he used to do it for his kids. Roxanne says she was shunned by parents in a grocery store when she broke a huge elf on the shelf rule.

Speaking of elves, the costume that Will Ferrell wore in “Elf” sold at an auction for a tremendous amount of money. MJ saw a commercial for Panera, and noticed something super dangers in the ad. Froggy saw a post on MJ’s Instagram and was totally freaked out by what was happening. Is MJ’s house haunted? A listener sends MJ an e-mail about a time he almost caused several wrecks on a highway because he was transporting glass. MJ asks listeners if one woman should surprise grandma for her 99th birthday. What if it kills her?

Roxanne can’t say this word on the air, but she has a “c-word” story. Apparently, this guy sent this girl a text that wasn’t meant for her. Do you believe in soulmates? MJ and Michelle share their opinion on the matter, and they talk about how they first met. One console company is already expecting shortages for the holidays. A human leg was found in Tampa’s McKay Bay yesterday, which reminds MJ of the return of a popular show.