Fester is…. Gas Nozzle Man! Well, maybe. After the show yesterday, Fester drove around in his 2004 Lincoln Town Car with a gas nozzle sticking out of his tank. But will the video ever come to fruition? This reminds MJ when they had legal trouble with the publishing company of the Harry Potter books and the old radio station. What do you do when your credit card gets declined? This happened to a guy who is featured in today’s “Morons in the News.”
The fear of throwing up is a real thing. Both Roxanne and MJ’s wife Michelle sent MJ this story about metaphobia. A new racket has unfolded with digital library books. Turns out Froggy’s wife Kim does this. This might help if you read a bit slower. A dumb internet challenge has been combined with an even dumber internet trend. MJ plays audio of a gender reveal and #MilkCrateChallenge mash-up.
When is the last it you’ve been the victim of a porch pirate crime? MJ finds an article that says about a third of people have been the victim of porch piracy. How true is this for MJ Morning Show listeners? Just like it’s 2007, Britney Spears is in the news again. What’s going on with her housekeeper? A celebrity’s house has been taken off the market. This person may have been asking for a bit too much.