On today’s MJ Morning Show:
Getting out of timeshares
Morons in the news
A dog returned home after 9 days and rang the doorbell
Dog saves child from potential kidnapping
Burger King commercial annoys Michelle, delights Fester
Sticker Schmucks
Party City going out of business
FBI warns athletes about burglaries
Upper Deck driving coming to Raymond James Stadium
Chipotle customer leaps counter to make own dish
A brief addressing of the Roxanne situation
Gaming the system to get early seating on Southwest Airlines
Blaring audio on a flight
Passenger exits flight onto wing in Seattle
Passenger handles ‘seat grabber’ on a flight
Hilaria Baldwin breaks out fake accent again
Amazon driver ditches packages in woods
Black plastic utensils not quite as bad as studies had originally shown
Woman dress coded over shirt at Universal Studios
Christmas tree disposal
Property for sale next to Jeff Bezos for just $200 million
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