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Gene Simmons Dealt with Kidney Stone During Final KISS Show

Gene Simmons is one tough demon. Somehow, he managed to rock his way through the final KISS show while dealing with a kidney stone. Following the show, which streamed via…

Gene Simmons of Kiss performs during the 2023 AFL Grand Final match between Collingwood Magpies and Brisbane Lions at Melbourne Cricket Ground, on September 30, 2023, in Melbourne, Australia.
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Gene Simmons is one tough demon. Somehow, he managed to rock his way through the final KISS show while dealing with a kidney stone.

Following the show, which streamed via PPV.com, there was some live backstage footage of the band fresh from the stage. Host Allison Hagendorf was speaking to Simmons when he made the painful revelation.

"Believe it or not, my hand to God, I was just passing a huge kidney stone," said Simmons. "I was peeing in the bathroom, and I felt it burning on the tip of my c-ck, but it did not come out. So, it's right at the head of my schmeckle." (For those not fluent in Yiddish, "schmeckle" means "little penis.")

An unidentified man backstage then yelled, "The world's watching this, Gene!" However, Simmons was completely unphased.

"You've seen my facelift on our show," Simmons responded, referring to how he and wife, Shannon Tweed, got his-and-her facelifts on their reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels. "I don't care! But my big kidney stone is right on the head of my schmeckle. You think I could make a few bucks and put it on eBay?"

We seriously wouldn't be surprised if Simmons put the kidney stone up for auction. You just know someone would buy it. Regardless, we hope that he has since passed that stone and wish his schmeckle the best.

In case you didn't purchase KISS' final show on PPV.com, their setlist is below.

KISS - 12/2/2023 - Madison Square Garden - New York City - Setlist

Detroit Rock City
Shout It Out Loud
Deuce
War Machine
Heaven's on Fire
I Love It Loud
Say Yeah
Cold Gin
Guitar solo from Tommy Thayer
Lick It Up (with a bridge of The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
Calling Dr. Love
Makin' Love
Tommy/Paul guitar duel
Psycho Circus
Drum solo from Eric Singer
100,000 Years
Bass solo from Gene Simmons where he spits blood
God of Thunder
Love Gun
I Was Made for Lovin' You
Black Diamond

ENCORE
Beth
Do You Love Me
Rock and Roll All Nite

Erica Banas is a news blogger who's been covering the rock/classic rock world since 2014. The coolest event she's ever covered in person was the 2021 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. (Sir Paul McCartney inducting Foo Fighters? C'mon now!) She's also well-versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice. #TransRightsAreHumanRights