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This Video of Mark Zuckerberg is Super Cringe-Worthy

Author Coop

July 6th, 2021 8:10 AM

SAN JOSE, CA - APRIL 18: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg delivers the keynote address at Facebook's F8 Developer Conference on April 18, 2017 at McEnery Convention Center in San Jose, California. The conference will explore Facebook's new technology initiatives and products. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Oh boy.

This might just be the meme of the year. What in the world is Mark Zuckerberg doing?

The Facebook creator posted this video to his Instagram.

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Zuck must be a big John Denver guy…

So you’re a millionaire. Now what? Here are 9 ways you could blow that money fast! How would you spend it?

Rent Tom Brady’s First Tampa House For a Couple Years
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When the G.O.A.T. first joined the Bucs, he needed a nice place to crash so he rented Derek Jeter's South Tampa house. The rent? About $44,000 a month, according to various reports.
Buy a private island.
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There's a 1-acre island off Tarpon Springs that is for sale at the opening of the Anclote River. You can put a house on it, or just leave it the way it is and enjoy some private outdoor time just a boat ride away.
Live at The Don CeSar For 5 Years
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Need some beach time? You could spend the next few years on St. Pete Beach. And you would never have to make your own bed!
Your Own Private Gasparilla
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Have your own Gasparilla. Rent a few floats and invite a few hundred friends over. You should have plenty of money left over to cover enough Captain Morgan for everyone.
Never Cook Again
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With $1 million, you could have that Cuban / 1905 Salad combo at Columbia Restaurant in Ybor for every meal for the next 50 years.
Book Duran Duran for a private beach concert.
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With a million, you could afford to book the band and a small venue for a private show with your friends on Clearwater Beach!
Hire Pat Maroon for your Adult Hockey League Team
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Hey why not - he's won THREE Stanley Cups in a row now!? And $1 million would be a raise for him. Not only would you get a ringer who can put the puck in the net, we're pretty sure no one would mess with anyone on your team. An enforcer like that is key!
You can buy a used 2011 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano Alonso
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The perfect accessory to cruise South Tampa... but used? It's still a Ferrari! It would only cost you about a third of your winnings, though your auto insurance may climb a little. The gecko and general might each want that business.
Buy a yacht!
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You can get your hands on a pre-owned yacht, plus the cost of storing it, for a little under $1 million.